Two psychiatrists, Sigmund and Wolfgang, passed each other during a morning walk in the city. Sigmund tipped his hat and Wolfgang said "Good morning". When Sigmund reached the end of the block, he stopped and scratched his head, saying: "I wonder what he really meant by that?" Hal
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one...….but the lightbulb has to want to change.
Thank you, Shirley, you are most kind to find humor in my unworthy joke. I'll remember you for this! Hal
It is the kind of subtle humor that I appreciate. The kind that you might have to think about for a minute then it dawns on you...………………. Hey, that's funny!
Vanilla Pudding Robbery This is just too funny not to share. an article which appeared inThe Dublin Times about a bank robbery on March 2. Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling the security system got underway immediately. The robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash & valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes throughout the bank. The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they found only a small bowl of vanilla pudding. As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one robber said, 'At least we'll have a bit to eat.' The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing but vanilla pudding. The process continued until all safes were opened. They did not find one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold. Instead, all the safes contained covered little bowls of pudding. Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach. The newspaper headline read: 'IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING'....