The Lone Ranger And Tonto

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  1. Louise Williams

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    The Lone Ranger and Tonto are camping in the desert. After setting up their tent, they drift into a deep sleep.

    Some hours later, The Lone Ranger wakes his faithful friend.

    "Tonto, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

    Tonto replies, "Me see millions of stars."

    "What does that tell you?" asks The Lone Ranger.

    Tonto ponders for a minute. "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it`s evident the Lord is all powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.

    "What it tell you, Kemo Sabi?"

    The Lone Ranger is silent for a moment, then speaks.

    "Tonto, you half-wit. Someone has stolen our tent."
     
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    Would the Lone Ranger 'really' say - 'half wit' ................ me not think so :p
     
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    He might not have said exactly that but that's deep, that reply from Tonto, with his great experience sleeping out under the stars with no tent, and you put all that in your pipe and smoke it, no telling what will come out, except maybe Tonto, a worthy and capable companion for that white dude, The Lone Ranger, or something like that, huh?
     
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    I like 'put that in your pipe and smoke it' :p
     
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    The Lone Ranger never knew that Kemo Sabe means "Dumb white man." :p
     
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    Wikipedia says it means Trusty Scout but I think they are a bunch of Liberals trying to cover the truth. :D
     
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  8. Hal Pollner

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    Tonto's real name was Jay Silverheels.


    Hal
     
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