Suspicious Package Spotted At Airport

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  1. Bobby Cole

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    Ah no, @Bill Boggs is certainly NOT a pawn in the dastardly game but in reality is attempting to go incognito, for his real name is ...(fade in the strings from the movie “Psycho”) MORTICIA the half sister of Moriarity!
    It was he / she who pillfered the striped bag from Martini after she loaded it with her ill gotten gains and planted it in order to steer us away from the larger felony: To steal the last known un-licked Green Stamp from the ferry boat’s captain’s lover, his ex-mother in law, Chrissy “Love Boat” Cross!
    As proof of the whole affair, if we look into the purse we shall find that Martini had stolen a jar of smog from Love Boat’s collection of California artifacts and smuggled it on board, in the bag with the reverse SH clearly glued on afterward.
    Martini avoided being caught with the jar of smog by dropping his disguise and wooed the purser then made him think the jar actually contained “Mama Yvonne Smith’s” home made turkey gravy.
    Book em’ Dano.......
     
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  2. Holly Saunders

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    Ha! Ha!!....Brilliant deduction professor Cole... pooor Purser no Mama Yvonne's turkey gravy.... but Martini better be on the run now we're on her tail ...
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  3. Joe Riley

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    Or.........A clear cut case of harmonica smuggling, by Mister B and his gang?

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    Muddy Waters, Indeed!
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    And the plot, like Mama Smith’s home made turkey gravy, thickens ! A harmonica belonging to McKinley Morganfield, AKA “Muddy Waters” is worth much more than the last un-licked green stamp!
     
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    Smuggler's Song by Rudyard Kipling (read by Tom O'Bedlam)
     
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    I know the gang of which you speak
    But I do not belong
    I remembered these hoodlums of which you tell
    While listening to the song

    By old Rudyard Kipling
    I used to know quite well
    He never did no smuggling
    But the stories he did tell.

    No it was this new Gang
    Who planted the purse
    Filled with high explosives
    High traffic areas they do their worst

    It was not me that set it off
    But I did see who did
    It was that guy in the light blue hood
    With his phone he did it with

    I see it all from where I sit
    Just outside the mall
    I sits and plays harmonica for tips
    And from there I seen all.
     

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  7. Holly Saunders

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    Fantastic....

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  9. Joe Riley

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    Bravo, Bill!

    Giuliano. Le Plat Pays. Harmonica tremolo Seydel Fanfare

     
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  10. Bill Boggs

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    Nice. I love the tremolo. I've been wanting to try those Seydels tremolos with the steel reeds.
     
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    So...… it looks like the infamous HS gang is smuggling harmonicas and framing innocent bystanders

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    But inside the lining of the box is a very special green stamp

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    hidden on that Green Stamp is a microdot that when wet with a special solution reveals a hidden message.


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