Suspicious Package Spotted At Airport

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  1. Bill Boggs

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    @Bill Boggs ....I told I should of taken the plain brown bag !:cool::)
     
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    I know who it belongs to. She's a suspicious furriner. She was seen smuggling the bag aboard a ship and making a run for the US. Who knows what kind of evil plan she has for it???????????????????

    Bag 2.JPG
     
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    OMG!!!!... oh errr..I mean...errrrm... who could that bag possibly belong to.?:oops:.. must be a terrible person, I shudder to think what might be held in there... you gotta be so careful with those foreigners.... :p
     
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    We can only see the back of HS"s head. Can she be traveling in a disguise?!?!?
     
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    Dear @Holly Saunders belongs to us and I for one refuse to believe she could be the culprit.
    In the world of today, one has to be extremely careful with such evidence. It could actually belong to Hans Smidt, a crossdresser of German roots or it could contain a biologic called HS (hidradenitis suppurativa) which was placed there to terrorize nude sunbathers. Oh the webs that are weaved in our society!

    Don't worry Holly, if the cops come I got your back...………...
     
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    Blame it on the Purser!:eek:

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    Yes! That may well be HS in disguise.
     
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    Oh my hero.... :D
     
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    HMPH! Accomplice is more like it. ;)
     
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    Gadzooks! A mystery is indeed afoot! Me thinks thou dost protest to much @Shirley Martin!
    I see, by looking at your name, "Shirley" the first two letters are S and H. A clever person such as yourself would not intentionally place the S and H in the proper order but to confuse everyone you put the letters in reverse making it HS!

    Dern, isn't there something I should be studying or maybe watching a documentary? I really have to make better use of my time...………….……..:)
    Idle hands, devils tools and all that!
     
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    "Gal Overboard"!
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    Do you see a green stamp anywhere?
     
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    Not since my stepmother made me lick a couple thousand of them to fill some stupid books! That was when I was in the third grade and I couldn't get rid of the taste of them until I was in the fifth grade.
    The yellow stamps were even worse...…………….
     
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    Oh wow!! Sir @Bobby Cole , you're a member of the genie-i family of deducers, a clear genius of the pipe smoking, fiddle playing, fraternity .. I would never have realised just how duplicitous Ms @Shirley Martin AKA...Miss ''shakenbutnotstirred'' Martini really was , had it not been for your help.. ..but what of her accomplice, skulking @Bill Boggs as he is known in the underworld...what is his role in all of this? Could he be the elusive **B** leader of the Martini Gang.. or is he simply a Pawn in this dastardly game?
     
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