A teacher was going to teach a class on the resurrection on Sunday morning to a group of children. The first thing on her agenda was to ask the entire class what they knew about the subject and asked for a show of hands if someone knew what the resurrection was. A couple of hands went up but there was Johnny, waving frantically wanting to give his analysis. Of course, the lady teacher picked Johnny who stood up and said, " I don't know much about it mam, but if it lasts more than 4 hours ya have to go to the doctor. " More Sunday school stories?
@Bobby Cole - FAB ! Love these stories I fell asleep head on desk, when I awoke, everyone was standing around me desk, why ? I don't know - but I got a couple of sweets so I guess I did the 'right' thing