As Kirk goes to sit down he sees a Romulan sitting in the shadows near the wall .... Kirk pulls out his weapon, fires and the Romulan hits the floor unconcious .... Kirk keeps a steady ion stream pulsing toward the near dead Romulan for another full minute, then strides over to the bar .... The bartender walks over and says ... " Say Captain, why the long phase ? ( Crap, I wasn't supposed to create a new thread for this, sorry .....)
LOL ! I don't get it ........... I know about the horse that walks into a bar and the bartender says - 'Why the long face' ...........
I deleted my reply...I don't get it either but it sounds like a joke the guys on Big Bang would tell.
Fishin'. If Michael will get a boat to go along with his bike, I think we might be able to work out a deal.
Crissy, Star Trek weapons were called Phasers .... you 'Phased' an enemy .... Kirk shot a long long blast ... a long Phase ..