Herman's Hermits - Mrs. Brown, You've Got A Lovely Walker Roberta Flack - The First Time I Forgot Your Face Johnny Nash - I Don't See Clearly Now Paul Simon - Fifty Ways To Lose Your Liver The Commodores - Once, Twice, Three Times To The Bathroom Procol Harem - A Whiter Shade Of Hair Leo Sayer - You Make Me Feel Like Napping The Temptations - Papa's Got A Kidney Stone Abba - Denture Queen Tony Orlando - Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Fall Leslie Gore - It's My pension and I'll Cry If I Want To And Last but NOT least... Willie Nelson - On the Commode Again
Ha ha...lots of Conway Twitty songs would work. Slow arthritic hand I see the cataracts in your eyes You've never been this far before....can you get back? I'd love to lay you down...but I can't. Linda on my mind ...who's Linda?