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  1. Louise Williams

    Louise Williams Supreme Member
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    Q: Where can single men over the age of 70 find younger women who are interested in them?
    A: Try a bookstore, under Fiction.

    Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?
    A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you're done, you will have a place to live.

    Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your over-70 year-old husband?
    A: Tell him you're pregnant.

    Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles?
    A: Take off your glasses.

    Q: Seriously! What can I do for these crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face?
    A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out..

    Q: Why should 70 plus year old people use valet parking?
    A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.

    Q: Is it common for 70-plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
    A: Storing memory is not a problem; retrieving it is the problem.

    Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
    A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

    Q: Where should 70-plus year olds look for eye glasses?
    A: On their foreheads.

    Q: What is the most common remark made by 70-plus year olds when they enter antique stores?
    A: "Gosh, I remember these!"

    SMILE, You've still got your sense of humor!
     
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  2. Shirley Martin

    Shirley Martin Supreme Member
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    I would LOL but it's too close to the truth. :rolleyes::)
     
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