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Discussion in 'Make Me Laugh' started by Ted Richards, Oct 6, 2017.
I remember when Halloween was the scariest night of the year. Now, it’s election night!
Nope, still Halloween.
Why? Last year we had our outside Halloween lights on, to let Trick-or-Treater's know we were home. A few came. I told my wife to shut the outside lights off, close the shades and curtains and lock the door. I couldn't do it, because I was sitting in my recliner with a hurt foot from a fall a few nights earlier. Anyway, someone knocked on the door and I told my wife quietly "don't answer it". Next thing we know, someone was turning the door knob, as if to come in. Door was locked, but we could see the knob turn slightly. My wife said out loud, "no more candy" and the person went away. At the time, didn't know if we should get our gun and/or call the Sheriff.
Now, that's definitely scary!
My wedding night.
My wedding night (3rd marriage) was ok, but I was drunk at the end of our Wedding Receiption and passed out for the night. Wasn’t the Coors Light Beer I had, but the few shots of bar “rot gut” Tequila that done me in.
THE COWS SCARIEST NIGHT
Would never happen....no stairs in my house.
Ahhhh....... but there are windows, aren't there?
Now, THAT is scary!
My solution to the 'HOUND OF THE BASKERVILLES' problem.
Now Shirley, how am I suppose to go to sleep tonight with the image of that black creepy thing climbing up my basement stairs tonight?? YIKES!!
Hissing Syd ...
Neighbour from hell ...
This is the lady who put the hell-hound in your cellar ... she is waiting for you in the bedroom
The candy shop with a secret
Mama can be scary sometimes
Sometimes 'Tommy Tucker' goes too far
Childhood memories requiring therapy
Scary student prank
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Simon's cat and the spider story.
Well, thanks just a bunch, @Jeff Tracy ! Now neither @Louise Williams or I will get any sleep tonight!
Somethings tells me that I should be very happy that @Jeff Tracy, as a child, didn’t live anywhere near me! Hey Jeff, did you give many people heart attacks?
I never had anything to do with Halloween as a child, but when my kids got old enough to join in the fun, I did my best to provide the neighborhood kids with the best scary garage fun house they could imagine. That was in the 70’s, and around here it was getting too dangerous for the kids to go door to door.
Oh my Cod! I just love Simons cat. so many funny videos.. that one gave me the willies tho,
And yes I really , really hate spiders.. !!