Rodney Dangerfield Said...

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  1. Hal Pollner

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    "I get no respect! I called the Suicide Hotline and they put me on hold."

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    I know he made a great living saying negative things about himself. I always wondered if he was kidding or if he really had a sad view of himself.
     
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    Of course Jacob Cohen was kidding!

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    "A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home.'
    I went over.
    Nobody was home."
     
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    "I get no respect: I called the Suicide Prevention Hotline.....they put me on hold."

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    “I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.”

    (I miss Rodney.)
     
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    “My wife’s not too smart. I told her our kids were spoiled. She said, ‘All kids smell that way.'”

    (These are like potato chips)
     
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