A witty response is priceless when timed to perfection but I rarely get it right. This is a thread for posting quotes we should remember and use more often. "Interviewer: 'So Frank, you have long hair. Does that make you a woman?' Frank Zappa: 'You have a wooden leg. Does that make you a table?" — Frank Zappa . "Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible." — Frank Zappa. "A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open." — Frank Zappa. "Drugs will turn you into your parents." — Frank Zappa. "The most important thing in art is The Frame. For painting: literally; for other arts: figuratively-- because, without this humble appliance, you can't know where The Art stops and The Real World begins. You have to put a 'box' around it because otherwise, what is that shit on the wall?" — Frank Zappa.