A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license. First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test The optician showed him a card with the letters 'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.' 'Can you read this?' the optician asked. 'Read it?' the Polish guy replied, 'I know the guy.'
Tom, you may not know that Polish Philosopher/Scientist Copernicus was the first to establish the orderly movements of the Planets. You may not know that a Polish mathematician was the first to decode the complex encoding of the Nazi Enigma Machine, thereby saving hundreds of lives that would otherwise be victims to U-Boats. Of course, some of the World's most everlastingly beautiful music was composed by the Polish Frederick Chopin. The "Polonaise" for example. Also, the word "Polack" is not a derogatory word used against Poles. It means "A Polish Person" in Polish. Hal (Austrian and Ukrainian)