Polish Guy

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  1. Tom Tit

    Tom Tit Veteran Member
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    A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license. First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test The optician showed him a card with the letters


    'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.' 'Can you read this?' the optician asked. 'Read it?' the Polish guy replied, 'I know the guy.'
     
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  2. Louise Williams

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    4 (2).gif that was a good one!!
     
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  3. Hal Pollner

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    Tom, you may not know that Polish Philosopher/Scientist Copernicus was the first to establish the orderly movements of the Planets.

    You may not know that a Polish mathematician was the first to decode the complex encoding of the Nazi Enigma Machine, thereby saving hundreds of lives that would otherwise be victims to U-Boats.

    Of course, some of the World's most everlastingly beautiful music was composed by the Polish Frederick Chopin. The "Polonaise" for example.

    Also, the word "Polack" is not a derogatory word used against Poles. It means "A Polish Person" in Polish.

    Hal (Austrian and Ukrainian)
     
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  4. Shirley Martin

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    Say this three times real fast.

    Polish it in the corner. ;)
     
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