Pet Phrases Your Wife Uses

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  1. Hal Pollner

    Hal Pollner Very Well-Known Member
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    Here are some of my wife Judy's pet phrases. I call them "Judyisms".

    Jeez Louise!
    Gimme a break!
    That went out with High-Button Shoes!
    Excuuuuse me!
    Yeah, right!
    You're paying the Vet Bill!
    Kochina!
    You're such a Dork!
    This is America...speak English!
    You know what?
    Too Bad!

    Hal
     
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  2. Holly Saunders

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    I dunno... I've looked everywhere, can't seem to find a wife....
     
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    This wife says:

    You really don't want to go there.

    Remember...I give as good as I get.

    You're the best thing that's ever happened to me...so don't screw it up!

    I shoot the bird finger and tell then "Sit on it and rotate!" when I'm really mad.

    You can't fix stupid!

    Not in this lifetime!
     
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  5. Ken Anderson

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    My wife just says things like ...

    "Yes, my love."
    "Right away, my love."
    "Certainly, I'll get you coffee."
     
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    Yeah sure Ken...in your dreams maybe but in real life....no I think that is some fake news you are sharing with us. :p;)
     
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