Optimist-Pessimist Alternate between optimist and pessimistic statements. Examples: Fortunately, I just won the lottery. Unfortunately, you only won $5 and that's what you paid for the ticket. Fortunately, I used the money to buy another ticket. Unfortunately, you lost.
Fortunately, he deleted all my files before he was fired. So now, I am Scott free. And still have a suit case full of money.
Unfortunately the little old lady was tripped up by a child on a scooter and all the money flew out of her hand into the wind..
Fortunately it was a whirlwind. It gathered all the money and dissipated at the corner of her house. She had left her laundry basket there and all the money dropped right into it.
Unfortunately her grand-daughter came along and emptied all the laundry basket full of clothes into the washer and set it on to boil....
Fortunately, the motor to the washer broke and they were able to get the money out. So they went shopping.