He has hung around now for two days. I have sprayed and swatted and can't get rid of him. How can my apartment just have ONE FLY? It's the only fly I have ever seen in my apartment in three years.
Well now, you have successfully domesticated a fly which lengthens it’s lifespan to about 30 days. Figuring that it’s probably been around for about a week or so in the wild and then moved in and befriended you, I think you can probably name it and will not have to give it a burial for another 2 weeks or so.
I opened the refrigerator the other night and the pesky fly went in and the next morning i took his carcass and put it in the circular file.
Ugh, how I despise flies. Same for those freakin' mosquitoes that buzz around with that annoying whine and keep a person up half the night.
If you place a small block of cheese a few feet from you during the night, the mosquitoes will not both you. We all know that cheese goes well with whine.
You're in Florida, Lon. Go outside and get yourself a lizard or a chameleon to take care of it. I don't mind flies as much as I hate that lone cricket in the room at 3AM.
As I used to tell people who worked for me, when you bring me a problem, try to have at least 3 solutions.
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