Old Age

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  1. Kate Ellery

    Kate Ellery Supreme Member
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    HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING, SURELY I CAN 'T LOOK THAT OLD.:p:D


    WELL . . . YOU 'LL LOVE THIS ONE.:D:p

    MY NAME IS ALICE, AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY
    FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST.

    I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA ON THE WALL, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME.

    SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 40-ODD YEARS AGO.

    COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN?

    UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT.

    THIS BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE.

    AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL ...

    'YES. YES, I DID. I 'M A MUSTANG, ' HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.

    WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE? ' I ASKED.

    HE ANSWERED, 'IN 1967.. WHY DO YOU ASK? '

    YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!', I EXCLAIMED.

    HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY. THEN, THAT UGLY, OLD, BALD, WRINKLE-FACED, FAT-ARSED, GRAY-HAIRED, DECREPIT SON-OF-A-BITCH ASKED ME,

    'WHAT DID YOU TEACH???'
     
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    Oh God ! Fab ! LOL :D
     
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    I hang out with older people than me so they'll call me son or young fellow :)
     
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  5. Kate Ellery

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    When we started dancing about 8 yrs ago ,out of about 60 people we know from the dancing we were The youngest there ,however we now have a couple of "young" ones who have just turned 65 ...our oldest people still dancing are a couple who are 93 years young ..and she is 92 ..
    We are 70 me ..hubs is almost 70
     
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    some of us still got it

     
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    Oh, my gosh, that was fun!:D
     
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    Geeze, im worn out just watching them dance !!.. :D Whew!!
     
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    THAT ! - Is the best thing I've seen this year ! Absolutely Fabulous !
    Such a long routine and in perfect synch ! Bloomin marvellous !
    What a great DAD ! :D
     
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    Oh my gosh @Gary Ridenour I think I'm going to have to go change my Depends on that one! :)
     
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    I was looking for a thread to add this one to, and this looks to be as good a place as any. This isn't anyone I know but I think some of you will enjoy watching the video that is included in this link, of this 101 year-old woman throwing a snowball, and the thrill she got from it. You can just feel the memories that that snowball was bringing back to her.
     
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    Oh a little bit o tear fell watching that lovely lady and fabulous son - thank you, great to see :)
    @Ken Anderson
     
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    That was wonderful, @Ken Anderson. I hope when I get 101 I can throw a snowball. :D
     
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