Mildly Rude Funnies

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  1. Craig Wilson

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    A grandma and a grandpa are going out for their daily health walk and grandma can’t decide. “I don’t know, Joe, should I wear my bra do you think?”

    “Yeah, Rosie, you better, it’s quite muddy out.”:D
     
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    A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his mother asking him to send her a current picture. Too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a nudist colony, he cuts one in half and sends her the top part.

    Later he receives another letter asking him to send a picture to his grandmother. The man cuts another picture in half but accidentally sends the bottom half. He is really worried when he realizes that he sent the wrong part but then remembers how bad his grandmother’s eyesight is and hopes she won’t notice.

    A few weeks later he receives a letter from his grandmother. It says, “Thank you for the picture. Change your hairstyle? It makes your nose look too short.”
     
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    I moved these from the other joke/cartoon threads.
     
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    @Chelly Ali Nice to see you out and about. Enjoy your getting out and about here.:).
     
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    For number 17 and 18, all I see is an X.
     
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    Odd I can see them. #17 is a boxed quote about rubbing coffee grounds on a naked body. #18 is a pretty naked blonde at a tennis court .. on the netting fence is a sign..only tennis shoes allowed on court.
     
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    Me too.

    If I copy the URL of the image and type an 's' after http . it works.

    I've noticed that happens when you try to copy an image that's already an attachment here. BTW, I have Chrome browser. It doesn't like http:, only https:
     
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    [​IMG]
    This is #18. Can you now see it?
     
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    It is certainly "cheeky" No not sure a touch of bare bum offends anyone. I actually moved it from the Joke of the Day thread. And I was not the poster. Actually this thread has been greenlited to proceed as long as we dont overstep into vulgarity. But I dont want to be the sole poster.
    @Micki Pembroke @Shirley Martin. I know Bess Barber will post if she was here.
     
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