Men Without Female Guidance

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  1. Al Amoling

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    ^^^^^^:):):):)
     
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    Dreams of becoming a spinal surgeon when he grew up obviously didn’t go away even with that F in Biology class.
     
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    That’s my normal technique for fixing a computer. I never thought about trying it with one of my lawnmowers.
     
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    @Bobby Cole Redneck way of starting a mower???????
     
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  5. Bobby Cole

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    Redneck? Absolutely not.
    I never thought I’d ever have to read the “how to start a testy lawnmower” chapter in the big purple book we guys all get when we turn 30, but there it is in chapter 9, page 224. The baseball bat thing was actually an adlib crossover from the chapter on fixing testy computers, but we’re allowed a little bit of wiggle room, or so it says in chapter 1.
    Some guys go strictly by the book but I’m one of the lesser rigid users of the rules.
     
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    @Bobby Cole Once again i'm totally lost.:confused:o_O:rolleyes:,
     
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    Oh my....
    You didn't know about the "purple book" did you?
    As unaccustomed to keeping secrets for a great length of time as I am, it's possible that I have already written too much.
    I really thought that by now, all you ladies knew about ...the book, but now I see that there are still some who have little knowledge of us guys "little secret".
    Let's just say that it's an annually updated book of guidance and rules that we men should follow after we hit 30. The first copy was first written by King Arthur himself and was first known as "the little black book" and since then all men are given one and as a matter of fact, men used to be sworn to secrecy upon it's reception.
     
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    l'll tell you this, Jack...without my Wife giving me common-sense guidance, I would have been in deep shet many times!

    Harry
     
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    You can see this fellar has had a lot of female guidance:rolleyes:
     
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