Watched the Chase last night - the question was What was discovered at Bonanza Creek in YUKON 1896 ............. Answer ............. Dinosaurs !! The Great Dinosaur Rush ! That tickled me ..........
Did anybody get the correct answer? I know I would have said, "Gold! Thar's gold in them thar hills!"
Well Shirley, the question was for 'one' contestant and that was her answer She gave us a good laugh as we said 'There's dinosaurs in them thar hills' @Shirley Martin
Hungry Robins Two robins were sitting in a tree. "I'm really hungry", said the first one. " Me, too", said the second. "Let's fly down and find some lunch." They flew to the ground and found a nice plot of plowed ground full of worms. They ate and ate and ate 'til they could eat no more. "I'm so full I don't think I can fly back up to the tree," said the first one. "Me neither, let's just lay here and bask in the warm sun", said the second. "OK" said the first. They plopped down, basking in the sun. No sooner than they had fallen asleep, a big fat tomcat snuck up and gobbled them up. As he sat washing his face after his meal, he thought, "I love baskin' robins."
A moth flies into a chiropractor's office and lands on the patient bench. "Why did you come to see me," the chiropractor asks. The moth replies, "My wife left me, I lost my job, and I am feeling depressed." "But I'm a chiropractor," he answers. "I think you need to see a mental health professional. Why did you stop at a chiropractor's office?" The moth replies, "Because the light was on."
LOL! Needed the laugh and ended up here! Well we found out the chicken came first for the chicken had to lay her eggs.
@Honey Gee - I hope not for the same reason as me When I think of all the knowledge I've gleaned over the years and the jokes - I now find recalling all of it near impossible - what a waste !
Ha ha yea - same here, not that funny though really - is it Honey Lets not think about that, as long as we're chirpy in our ignorance, that's the main thing