Life On A Desert Island

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  1. Joe Riley

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    HAHA! Sea Mail! Don't keep it bottled up, Denise!:D
     
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    Hohoho!!

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    Guess who's coming to dinner?
     
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    What a laugh you've given me - thanks all :D
     
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    A man is rescued after many years on a desert island. As he stands on the deck of the rescuing vessel, the captain says to him, "I thought you were stranded alone. How come I can see three huts on the beach?"

    "Well," replies the castaway, "that one there is my house and that one there is where I go to church."

    "And the third one?" asks the skipper.

    "Oh, that's the church I used to go to."

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    Ha ha - 'tis a good 'un :p
     
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    HAHA! Surviving....like cats & dogs!;)
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    Ha Ha ! :D
     
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    An elderly couple was flying to Hawaii for a two-week vacation to celebrate their 50th anniversary.

    Suddenly, over the public address system, the captain announces, “Ladies and gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news. Our engines have ceased functioning and we will attempt an emergency landing. Luckily, I see an uncharted island below us and we should be able to land on the beach. However, the odds are that we may never be rescued and will have to live on the island for the rest of our lives.”

    Thanks to the skill of the flight crew, the plane lands safely on the island.

    An hour later, the husband turns to his wife and asks, “Honey, did we pay the car bill this month?”

    “No, sweetheart,” she responds.

    Sill shaken from the crash landing, he then asks, “Did we pay our credit card bill yet?”

    “Oh no! I’m sorry. I forgot to send the check,” she says.

    “One last thing, did you remember to pay the medical bill for the hospital visit last month?” he asks.

    “Oh, forgive me, sweetheart,” begged the wife. “I didn’t send that one, either.”

    The husband grabs her and gives her the biggest hug in 50 years. She pulls away and asks him, “What was the hug for?”

    The husband answers, “They’ll find us!”
     
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