Old dogs can indeed learn new tricks but there are those times when this old dog doesn't appreciate the learning process. The new IOS 11. whatever made a few changes to my IPad that I really didn't research well enough before I started re-using the dern thing after the update process was completed. One of the changes included the virtual keyboard's space bar. Yup, the space bar. Now, what could they possibly do to a space bar that would tick a person off? Simple: Take some young techies suggestion and divide the bar so that the space part occupies 2/3 of the key and a brand new "undo" button takes up the other 1/3 of the key. Now, the aggravating part is that the *undo* thingy (tech word) doesn't appear all of the time but just when you do not want it there and think you are hitting the space bar, when suddenly the last sentence or so disappears. Yes, I think Siri is finally getting back at me in terrible fashion in that she waits until I have produced a particularly good piece of wit or wisdom and suddenly, at the behest of a thumb going for the space bar, my content goes to the wit and wisdom file cabinet of the universe never to be retrieved by anyone but some galactic reprobate invented by Apple, namely Siri. I have no proof of the conspiracy but just in case my theory is correct, I wrote this on the Dell computer loaded up with another pain in the tail, Windows 10.