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  1. Louise Miller

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    [​IMG] typical catty talk !!,,:D
     
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    Two regulars are sitting at a bar when one of them casually points to a couple of drunks across from them. “That’s us in ten years,” he says.
    His friend takes a sip from his beer, sets it down on the bar, turns to his friend, and slurs, “That’s a mirror.”
     
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    A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work at the same office for a female boss who always goes home early. "Hey girls," says the brunette, "Let's go home early tomorrow. She'll never know." The next day, they all leave right after the boss does. The brunette gets some extra gardening done, the redhead goes to a bar, and the blonde goes home to find her husband with her female boss! She quietly sneaks out of the house and returns at her normal time. "That was fun," says the brunette. "We should do it again sometime." "No way," says the blonde. "I almost got caught!"
     
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    As we watched a program about a man with agoraphobia, my wife asked, “Is that a disability?”

    “Yes,” I answered.

    “Maybe I have that.”

    I shook my head. “No. He’s afraid to leave the house. You just like to stay home.”
     
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    A blonde's neighbor's house was on fire so she called 911. The blonde told the operator, "My neighbor's house is on fire!" The operator asked, "Where are you?" The blonde answered, "At my house." The operator replied, "No, I'm asking how do we get there?" The blonde said, "In a firetruck, duh!"
     
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    @Al Amoling Wow......what a totally cool kitchen!! :)
     
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