Joke Of The Day

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    A grandma and a grandpa are going out for their daily health walk and grandma can’t decide. “I don’t know, Joe, should I wear my bra do you think?”

    “Yeah, Rosie, you better, it’s quite muddy out.”:D
     
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    If you dont like this blame Rose.

    A police officer jumps into his squad car and calls the station.

    “I have an interesting case here,” he says. “A woman shot her husband for stepping on the floor she just mopped.”

    “Have you arrested her?” asks the sergeant.

    “No, not yet. The floor’s still wet.”


    Submitted by Rose Mattix, Decatur, Illinois
     
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    You Americans will appreciate this.
    A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents." Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?" "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like, hello? It's only 25 cents!"
     
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    Now, @Craig Swanson , you just quit being such and ol' fuddy duddy!
     
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    sick joke of the day:
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    A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?" In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, you should know something. Our bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I’m a six foot tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is six foot two, weighs 225, and he’s a rugby player. The fella to your right is six foot five, pushing 300, and he’s a wrestler. Each one of us is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?" The blind guy says, “Nah, not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times."
     
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    Bwahahahaha!
     
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