I Started A Fight In The Lunchroom Today

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  1. Ike Willis

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    What happened? I just see a blank screen...is it covered in mashed potatoes? :)
     
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    @Ike Willis , once a bad boy, always a bad boy huh? If you started a fight in the lunch room, I'm sure you had a good reason. Were you bored, or did you run into some of those lefties again?

    And I don't mean left handed people either. I'm one of those. :D :p
     
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    I couldn't get the photo to work, then tried to delete the post. Couldn't do that either, gave up. Sorry.
     
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    Food Fight
    by Kenn Nesbitt

    We’d never seen the teachers
    in a state of such distress.
    The principal was yelling
    that the lunchroom was a mess.

    It started off so innocent
    when someone threw a bun,
    but all the other kids decided
    they should join the fun.

    It instantly turned into
    an enormous lunchroom feud,
    as students started hurling
    all their halfway-eaten food.

    A glob went whizzing through the air,
    impacting on the wall.
    Another chunk went sailing out
    the doorway to the hall.

    The food was splattered everywhere—
    the ceilings, walls, and doors.
    A sloppy, gloppy mess was on
    the tables and the floors.

    And so our good custodian
    ran out to grab his mop.
    It took him half the afternoon
    to clean up all the slop.

    The teachers even used some words
    we’re not supposed to mention.
    And that’s how all the kids and teachers
    wound up in detention.
     
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    My daughter can relate to that. She's a school custodian.:)
     
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    @Ike Willis "Couldn't do that either, gave up. Sorry."

    No apology needed here, Ike! One can never tell in advance what will, or will not, work, when making up a post! Expert at fouling them up, I am....
    Frank
     
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    Boys will be boys :)
     
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    Was it a pie in the face Ike - hope yer aim was good :p
     
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