I Ordered A Tractor Online

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  1. Ken Anderson

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    I considered posting this in the tractor thread, but since I didn't really buy a tractor, I suppose this is the better place for it. I dreamt that I had ordered a tractor online because I could use it to do some stuff on our land up north, and then I was worried about what my wife was going to say when she found out that I had spent thousands of dollars on a tractor. She got mad when I ordered a computer that I didn't need, and I only spent a few hundred dollars on that.

    When I woke up, I wasn't sure that it had been a dream. Even after I got up, I felt the need to check my PayPal account to be sure that I hadn't actually bought a tractor. What am I am I going to say when UPS drops off a tractor in my front yard? By then, I was pretty darned sure that I hadn't, but I still checked.
     
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    :D

    I think the UPS has about a 70 pound weight limit. So, no worries, unless you ordered a toy tractor. :)
     
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    Your UPS guy is gonna hate you ;) And he thought ammo deliveries sucked!

    Dreams are so daggone real sometimes. I took a nap today and dreamt I was talking to a salesguy at a car dealership. Someone else there asked a question and the salesguy was trying to answer but I kept talking over him. I'd stop, he'd start speaking again, and I'd talk over him. He called me out on it but I kept doing it. I woke up embarrassed and angry at myself.
     
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    That's pretty funny. Look at what I commented at the same time!

    Great minds...
     
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    This costs more than I paid for the computer.
     
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    "We're gonna need a smaller yard."
     
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    Eh, except the ones where you're "with" a woman. There's NEVER a "happy ending." [​IMG]

    FWIW, here's my toy tractor, from years gone by. Those kids are my cousins, the one in the wagon is now 66.

    Snap and Glenn.jpg
     
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    I had a tractor kind of like that...it was the same size and had pedals. We had a concrete pad that I used to drive around on in circles, going as fast as I could.
     
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    hehehhehhehehhehheh
     
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    Making you 69?
     
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    Where did you come up with that number?

    I’ll be 72 next month.
     
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    Woke up angry a couple of days ago because somebody stole the wheels off of my Malibu. They had to be fast because they did it right in front of a picture window where I was working. I only turned my backside to it once and when I turned back around, poof, the car was up on blocks.

    I haven’t really thought about that Malibu in years and then when it appeared in a dream, somebody steals the wheels.
    At least it wasn’t a tractor. Ya know how much those back wheels cost? Too much for even my dream pocket.
     
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    Was being kind by only adding three years to your cousins age.
     
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    :) The cousin on the tractor and I were both born in 1950. :(

    The younger one was born in '56 and one of our aunts nicknamed him "Sputnik." I'm assuming everyone here knows where she got that name came from.
     
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    Figured your age was closer to the older cousin.
     
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