I Am Poor

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  1. Martin Alonzo

    Martin Alonzo Supreme Member
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    A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, to be
    confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
    'Good morning,' said the young man. 'If I could take a couple minutes
    of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in
    high-powered vacuum cleaners. "

    ''Go away!'' said the old lady. ''I'm broke and haven't got any
    money!'' and she proceeded to close the door.
    Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and
    pushed it wide open.
    ''Don't be too hasty!'' he said. ''Not until you have at least seen
    my demonstration.''

    And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway
    carpet.
    " Now if this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse
    manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder."

    The old lady stepped back and said, "Well , let me get you a fork,
    'cause Hydro One cut off my electricity this morning ! "
     
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    What part of "I am poor" did he not understand, LOL!! Hillarious @Martin Alonzo. The only thing worse than a pushy salesman, is "not" being able to find anyone that is willing to help you at all. Some businesses are notorious for their lack of customer service anymore;)
     
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    I'm a bit late with this one Martin - but I did giggle :D
     
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