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  1. Mary Robi

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    An older couple called their daughter one day in November.

    "Hi, honey, it's your Dad," said the husband. "Your mother and I wanted to tell you something. Your mother has been having an affair with her Podiatrist and I haven't been very happy lately either, so we've decided to divorce. She's going to move in with him tomorrow and I'm going to buy that sailboat this weekend that I've always wanted and sail around the Caribbean for the rest of my life. We just wanted to let you know our plans and ask if you wouldn't mind telling your brother and saving us a call."

    "WHAAAAAAT??" shrieked the daughter, "Are you out of your minds? We've got to talk this over! Don't do anything until I get there! I'll call Tommy and we'll be there by Thursday. Don't you dare do anything rash until we get there!"

    The husband turn to the wife and smiled, "Well, they're definitely coming for Thanksgiving. It's up to you to figure out to get them here for Christmas."
     
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