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    Evidence has been found that William Tell and his family were avid bowlers. However, all the league records were unfortunately destroyed in a fire.
    Thus we'll never know for whom the Tells bowled. [​IMG]

    A man rushed into the doctor's office and shouted, "Doctor! I think I'm shrinking!"
    The doctor calmly responded, "Now, settle down. You'll just have to be a little patient."
     
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    :D Groan indeed.....
     
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    From Boy's Life magazine.

    PATIENT:
    Doc, I keep having these dreams. First I’m a teepee; then I’m a wigwam; then I’m a teepee; then I’m a wigwam. It’s driving me crazy. What’s wrong with me?

    DOCTOR: You need to relax. You’re two tents.
     
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    Take his wife-----------Pleezz
     
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    Man comes in to see his doctor.

    The doctor says, "Well, John, the psychological tests are in. You're crazy."

    "What?" screams the man, "You can't just say something like that! I want a second opinion. I have insurance! I'm ENTITLED to a second opinion!"

    "OK," replies the doctor, "you're ugly, too."
     
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    A doctor says to a man, "You want to improve your love life? You need to get some exercise. Run ten miles a day."

    Two weeks later, the man called the doctor. The doctor says, "How is your love life since you have been running?"

    "I don't know, I'm 140 miles away!"
     
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    Ummmmmm…… groan.gif :D
     
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