I started to post this under new word but it's not a real word or element. governmentium The heaviest chemical element yet known to science. Governmentium (Gv) has 1 neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected as it impedes every reaction with which it com...es into contact. A minute amount of Governmentium causes one reaction to take over four days to complete when it would normally take less than a second. Governmentium has a normal half-life of three years; it does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, Governmentium mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause some morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes. When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium--an element which radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons
I get your satirical gist about your Governmentium strata form of governance creating a nucleus of iso-dopes. As well, with experimentation and proven evidences from facts: The years of drugging of America alters human brains from critical thinking, with the amass catalyst initiated by the billion dolllar assets procured/pocketed by the Big Pharma, supported by Governmentium. Compatibility in variants of elements between magnates produces powerful energy; thus, creating polarization which occurs among humans. And more humans dead, if not, brain-zombied. Whew! That was most entertaining.
"No country can be called free which is governed by an absolute power; and it matters not whether it be an absolute royal power or an absolute legislative power, as the consequences will be the same to the people." -- Thomas Paine