-Hello! Gordon's pizza? - No sir it's Google pizza. - Ah okay, wrong number - No sir, Google bought Gordon's - Okay. Then can I order please... - Do you want the usual? - The usual? You know my usual? - According to our caller ID, the last 12 times you ordered pizza with cheese, sausage, and thick crust - OK! Yes, that's it... - May I suggest you add ricotta, arugula and sun-dry tomato? - No, I don't want vegetables - But your cholesterol is very high - How do you know that? - Through your opt-in to our daily specials email. We have the result of your blood tests for the last 7 years - Okay, but I do not want extras on my pizza, I am medicated for the condition - You have not taken the medicine regularly, 4 months ago you only purchased a box with 30 tablets at Meds4U dot com - I bought more from another supplier - It's not showing on your credit card - I paid in cash - But you did not withdraw that much cash according to your bank statement - I have other source of cash - This is not showing as per your 2017 Tax return, unless you got it from an undeclared income source - WHAT THE HELL? Enough! I'm going to an Island without internet or phone and no one to spy on me - I understand sir, but you need to renew your passport as it expired 5 weeks ago. ..........................
@Maryt Hope oh so funny, ad oh sooo real! Brings to mind, perhaps we should turn the dial on big business, and do the same to them.
Funny! Google might know everything about me but they won't know what kind of pizza I like. I don't think I've ever ordered a pizza in Fresno. I haven't ordered pizza since I had kids at home.
I'm going to get me a Jamaican holy woman to dust down my desk top and get out one of her dolls and name it google and work her magic with them pins. Um-huh.