Geography of Women

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  1. John Kunday

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    Between the ages of 15 - 20
    a woman is like Africa : She is half discovered, half wild.

    Between the ages of 20 -30
    a woman is like America : Fully discovered & scientifically perfect.

    Between the ages of 30 - 35
    a woman is like India & Japan : Very hot, wise & beautiful

    Between the ages of 35 - 40
    she is like France : She is half destroyed after the war but still desirable

    Between the ages of 40 - 50
    she is like Germany : She lost the war but not the hope.

    Between the ages of 50 - 60
    a woman is like Russia : Very wide, very quiet but nobody goes there.

    Between the ages of 60 - 70
    a woman is like England : With a glorious past but no future.

    After 70, they become like Siberia : Everyone knows where it is but no one wants to go there!
     
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    My dear John! Whilst I know that you are just passing on a small bit of heretofore unheard humor, I believe it has it's place elsewhere. My dearest wife is in one of the groups you proposed and I have to tell you that whatever measure you used to calibrate your intensely erroneous findings is quite fraudulent and skewed to meet only the guffaws of mere bar room drunks.

    My wife is quite desirable and very loved, as I am sure the other ladies in this forum are. If you are indeed, "58" John, perhaps your view of the female oddessy in life is such because you have never experienced any of them at any age. Now, if you might put down your small booklet of torrid jokes and the rubber doll you probably possess and finally find a real lady you might possibly change your mind.
     
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    Dear Bobby, I am very, very sorry for having offended you, your wife, Ms. Yvonne & Mr. Anderson with my joke. Please forgive me and rest assured I will not post a joke of this kind anymore here.
     
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    John.......on my part, Forgiven and forgotten. Thankyou.
     
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