O lord why did you make my legs so long? God reply: my son I made your legs long so when you are running through the jungle you can move very fast. OK- O lord why did you make my shin so dark? Gods reply: my son I made your skin dark so when you are hunting in the jungle at night the animals will not see you. OK – O lord why did you make my hair so kinky and tight? Gods reply: my son that is so when you are running through the jungle your hair will not get caught in the trees. OK – O lord what the hell am I doing in Cleveland?