Heading out for diner with the boys and their wives, my wife reminded me that " no ones wants to hear your old stories. " Whatever...
Funny Tim, One upmanship at it's finest. I think that guys love to do that for some reason. I miss Monty Python. I wish they would perform like they used to. I guess some of them may be dead or something, but I know John Clease is still around. They were very entertaining back in the day for sure.
Achhh, poor Sandy lay on his death bed and called fer his old friend MacDuff. "Old friend" he said "Wouldja be so kind as to attend my grave and think o me by pourin a wee dram of whoosky on the grave on the anniversary o me death?" "Sure and that I'll do religiously Sandy me lad, ya wouldna mind iffen I filter it through me kidneys first though would yee.