For Those That Watch Tv

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  1. Ina I. Wonder

    Ina I. Wonder Very Well-Known Member
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    Hey @Gloria Mitchell , get on your computer and pull up YouTube. Type in the new tv's make and model, and when no is watching you, you can watch the related video over and over until you get it. Thank the powers that be, that @Yvonne Smith taught me about YouTube.

    That is considered a tv program, right @Cody Fousnaugh ? :confused: :oops: :p :D
     
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    Kalvin Mitnic Well-Known Member
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    I like tv but :mad::confused:hate commercials. Loud, too long and too repetitive. 'specially a certain hotel site locator.
    NCIS is going down hill fast with the cast changes.
     
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    Talked to a very nice black lady Friday evening that totally dislikes the tv show, The Carmichaels. Well, like any other comedy show or watching a comedian on stage, a person has to have a "open" sense of humor. An obese comedian can make jokes onstage about dating or weight, just like a black comedian can make jokes about whites and/or blacks.

    I'm sure there were Hispanic's that didn't like the George Lopez Show, due to George making fun of Mexican's/Hispanic's.
     
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    Kalvin Mitnic Well-Known Member
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    Hell there are some what don't like any ethnic humor,so what to each his own. Now I don't like ethnic stuff that racist, but funny is ok if a little kidding like ..uh/////;)Polish jokes or Louisiana jokes like dees.
    You know you are from Louisiana if...

    * The crawdad mounds in your front yard have overtaken the grass.

    * You greet people with "Howzyamomma'an'dem?" and hear back "Dey fine!"

    * Every so often, you have waterfront property.

    * When giving directions you use words like "uptown", "downtown", "backatown", "riverside", "lakeside", "other side of the bayou" or "other side of the levee.

    * When you refer to a geographical location "way up North", you are referring to places like Shreveport, Little Rock or Memphis, "where it gets real cold"!

    * Your burial plot is six feet over rather than six feet under.

    * You've ever had Community Coffee.

    * You can pronounce Tchoupitoulas but can't spell it. (also, Thibideaux, Opelousas, Ponchartrain, Ouachita, Atchafalaya,)

    * You don't worry when you see ships riding higher in the river than the top of your house.

    * You judge a po-boy by the number of napkins used.

    * The waitress at your local sandwich shop tells you a fried oyster po-boy "dressed" is healthier than a Caesar salad.

    * You know the definition of "dressed".

    * You can eat Popeye's, Haydel's and Zapp's for lunch and wash it down with Barq's and several Abitas, without losing it all on your stoop.

    * The four seasons in your year are: crawfish, shrimp, crab and King Cake.

    * The smell of a crawfish boil turns you on more than HBO.

    * You "wrench" your hands in the sink with an onion bar to get the crawfish smell off.

    * You're not afraid when someone wants to "ax you something".

    * You go by "ya-mom-en-`dems" on Good Friday for family supper.

    * You don't learn until high school that Mardi Gras is not a national holiday.

    * You don't realize until high school what a "county" is.

    * You push little old ladies out of the way to catch Mardi Gras beads.

    * You believe that purple, green and gold look good together (and you will even eat things those colors)

    * You go to buy a new winter coat (what most people refer to as windbreakers) and throw your arms up in the air to make sure it allows enough room to catch Mardi Gras beads.

    * Your last name isn't pronounced the way it's spelled.


    No offense intended...;)
     
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    Kalvin Mitnic Well-Known Member
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    I grew up on Boudreaux & Thibodeaux Jokes. Still like'um
     
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    Ok, @Kalvin Mitnic , you got me on those funnies. Many of which are used here in Texas, especially here in Eastern the part of Texas. So I'll throw this your way.

    Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
    SOVEREIGN INDIAN: This is the Chickens inherent right as he is indigenous to this land!!!
    MILITANT INDIAN: That chicken should block the road, not cross the road!!!
    GRASSROOT INDIAN: If the darn chickens need to get across the road, let 'em cross the darn road!
    COLONIZED INDIAN: Chiggens should never cross the roads that white men built before the great white father crosses it first. If the white father crosses it, it is good. We must then follow.
    AMERICANIZED INDIAN: We must have roads. We must cross the roads that the white man built for us. We have to be thankful to the white man for this. I don't know why you Indians are always complaining. You embarrass us. Chickens are good for us.
    REPUBLICAN INDIAN: It's true that that white man built those roads for us. We are merely chickens. We will always be chickens until we learn to build those roads ourselves - for profit.
    DEMOCRATIC INDIAN: The chicken crossed the road because he didn't have enough funding.
    TRADITIONAL INDIAN: Those chiggens weren't traditional because they were supposed to be on it - not crossing it!
    INDIAN GRANDPA: I think he was runnin' away from rezidential school.
    URBAN INDIAN: That chicken crossed the road 'cause it was a city, man. You know what I mean?
    NEW AGE INDIAN: It was basically because of Jungian dream therapy, drumming, sweatlodges, my shaman, and long walks on the beach, near my beach house.
    POW WOW INDIAN That chicken must have been heading to a 49!
    EDUCATED INDIAN: I think it has to do with Einstein's theory which basically posits: "Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?"
    REZ INDIAN: Whats a chicken?
    IHS INDIAN: I really don't care why he crossed that road. We still aren't paying for no stinkin hospital bills.
    BIA INDIAN: They crossed it because of CFR 49, Section 11299, gives them the authority to do so, under Department of Interior regulations, in the Executive Branch. They wrote a grant and we funded them. We are very proud of them.
    KFC INDIAN: I'll take a leg, a thigh, with corn and potatoes. Extra Crispy, please.
    And finally....................
    TRIBAL INDIAN COUNCIL: The chicken crossed the road without our approval! Fire his family!!!
     
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    Punny Indian " cause it was a Road Island Red" [​IMG]
     
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    Today my grandson turned 27. He's actual been up and in the livingroom binge watching the series Vikings since about around 9:am. This is his idea of a exciting day. Man, I sure had a different idea and experience when I turned 27. :eek: :p :D :rolleyes:
     
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    But, But... it has Ragnar, Shield Maidens and Shield walls!
    Cool boats and stuff...!:)

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