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  1. Jeff Tracy

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    Let's make our own dictionary with our own definitions. Everybody just keep adding to it. Does not have to be in alphabetical order at this stage, can do that later. Just make them funny or clever.

    Accrue: People who work on a ship.

    Adult: Person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

    Adorable : An Italian front door bell.

    Afternoon : The part of one's day spent worrying about how the morning was wasted.

    Amnesia: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex again.

    Antique: An item your grandparents bought, your parents got rid of, and you're buying again.
     
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    Ha ha...yes the only reason I had another child was due to amnesia:)
     
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    Love that one ! :p
     
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    Bloomers - big pants with flowers all over them ........................ :rolleyes:
     
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    Adolescent : A teen who acts like a baby if you don't treat them like an adult.

    Adverse: Poem in a commercial.

    Advice: What we ask for that we already know the answer to but wish we didn't.


    Antisocial: Mother's sister being friendly.

    Anymore: A random marsh.

    Apparent: Mom or Dad.

    Archaeologist: Man whose career lies in ruins.

    Archives: Where Noah kept the bees.
     
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    Love these two ! :p
     
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    Bovine scatology
     
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    Atheism: A non-prophet organization.


    Atlas: Finally

    Autobiography: A history of cars.

    Avoidable: What a bullfighter tries to do.
     
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    Bacteria: Rear entrance to a cafeteria.

    Balderdash: A rapidly receding hairline.

    Barium: What we do to most people when they die.

    Bartender: A pharmacist with a limited inventory.

    Birthday: Anniversary of one's birth. Observed only by men and children.
     
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    Boat: A hole in the water surrounded by wood/plastic/steel/aluminum into which you pour all your money.

    Book: A utensil used to pass time while waiting for the computer repairman.

    Bore: A person who talks when you wish him to listen.

    Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

    Budget: A method for going broke methodically.

    Buffet: A French word that means "get up and get it yourself."

    Bump: The best way for dogs to get human's attention when they are drinking a fresh cup of coffee or tea.
     
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    Calories: Tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes tighter every night. :eek::D Nasty creatures!

    Debate: What lures de fishes

    Instigator: What you add water to when you want an alligator.

    Percussive Maintenance: The fine art of whacking an electronic device to get it to work again
     
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