Facts To Consider

I didn't make this stuff up but there was no attribution for it, so I guess I'll attribute it to Anonymous. He writes a lot of good stuff, I hear.

Facts to Consider

1. Death is the number one killer in the world.
2. Life is sexually transmitted.
3. Good health is the simply the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
4. Always take your vitamins in alphabetical order. It hasn't been proven to be helpful, but why take chances?
5. Give a person a fish and you can feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, and maybe years.
6. Frequent exertion is one way to prevent the pains caused by infrequent exertion.
7. Health nuts are going to feel really stupid one day, lying in the hospital dying of nothing.
8. All of us could take a lesson from the weather: it pays no attention to criticism.
9. In the 1960s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it seem normal.
10. Life is like a jar of jalapeño peppers. What you do today may be a burning issue tomorrow.