Facts About Farts

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    Thank you. That was refreshing.
     
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    @Kate Ellery I am told that cows do a whole lot of this, and their presence on Earth is contributing significantly to Global Warming. If the Vegans prevail completely, eliminating cows altogether, everyone will benefit. Except that milk will become REALLY expensive! Frank
     
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    c893656c4bc54cfbe88e59d5f956dbd27f1_zpscc8e97bd.gif Kate, im laughing so hard that I now have laughing gas ! farting.png
     
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    Since the same charts shows that vegans produce more gas than the rest us, perhaps vegans should also be eliminated.
     
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    @Ken Anderson

    Uh,Uh, UH! Discriminatory! Acceptance is the most significant by-word to P.C. Talked with my nephew today, he advises college entrants in Flagstaff, AZ. He has become thoroughly disgusted as over his past 30 years of teaching, all facets of P.C. have been forced down the throats of Educators. Especially, as he put it, the transgender toilet issue, this sex, that sex, no sex, some other sex, all sex, he thinks we will need at least 10 new types of restroom provided to comply! Frank
     
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    Fart is a natural way of excreting waste in the form of gas - that's my personal definition. And I agree that there are several kinds of farts, from the odorless to the stinky, from the silent to the noisy. For a female, whether a girl of woman, it is unthinkable to be caught farting in public for it will be a great shame. But for a male, they can get away with it by turning it into a joke. Can you imagine a guy farting and having this dialogue - farting is such sweet sorrow.
     
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    When we had the "Duck and Cover in the 50's and the Cold War, where we had to crawl under our desks. Our hands were clasped around our necks and had someone's rear end in your face. I raised my hand and told the teacher, "Everybody should hold there farts till "Duck and Cover" was over." That sent me to the principal and he sure wasn't under his desk. :oops:
     
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    fart cushion.gif I recall when these cushions were popular... :D
     
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    blazing saddles takes the cake

     
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