After 10 years, the wife starts to think their kid looks kinda strange so she decides to do a DNA test. She finds out that the kid is actually from completely different parents. Wife: Honey, I have something very serious to tell you. Husband: What’s up? Wife: According to DNA test results, this is not our kid.. Husband: Well you don’t remember, do you?? When we were leaving the hospital, we noticed that our baby had pooped. Then you said: Please go change the baby, I’ll wait for you here. So I went inside, got a clean one and left the dirty one there. Moral: Never give a man a job that doesn't belong to him.
DNA Mixer The other day I met a good friend of mine who is a genetic engineer. He was happy to tell me of his job. His latest project is the splicing of DNA from different species of birds. First he combined the DNA from a pheasant and a hen. It worked! He called it a "Phen." Next he successfully combined a pheasant and a goose. He called it a "Phoose." Yesterday, he explained, he finally was able to mix a pheasant and a duck. He called it... "Charlie."