Deep Philosophical Question Of The Day...

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  1. Brittany Houser

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    If a turtle loses its shell is it naked or homeless? :rolleyes:
     
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    Neither. It becomes dinner.:D
     
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    I'll have a bowl of turtle soup...and make it snappy!;)
     
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    A naked turtle walks into a police station and looks around.

    Policeman: are you looking for someone?
    Turtle: yes...have you seen Michelle?
     
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    I thought the answer was 42?
     
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    Oh dear, well it's certainly no time for a shellebration
     
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    I guess I'm confused. We humans might call someone who lives in the sewer homeless. History has proven that turtles live in the sewer and call that home. They also, shell of no shell, can be real live heroes. Have you not read the chapter in your World History about the times the Earth was blessed with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!!!! How quickly we forget..............;);)
     
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