Coronavirus Jokes

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  1. Beth Gallagher

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    Day 54. This morning, I saw my neighbor talking to her cat again. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. When I got back into the house, I told my dog and we both laughed.
     
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    No Joke, just some tips on how the new norm is going to affect your tennis game as explained by a New York politician.


    With that in mind, I really want to be around to hear her explain the new norm about baseball.
     
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    No joke. Just a top-o-the-line bit of Idiocy, Since it takes one or more idiots to invoke idiotic mandates we find that Japan has a plethora of them which is, somewhat contrary to popular belief but alas, I have proof that there are indeed idiots in Japanese government.

    Universal Amusement park in Japan has opened up. Yep, pay your money, go in, have fun but no matter what, ya can’t yell or scream.
    Masks are mandatory for all patrons of the site which I can kind of understand, but when one is on the roller coaster plummeting down from about 10 stories high at a 20 degree dive, the norm is to scream like Hades doors have just opened up for you.

    So, I guess when one goes on a ride which might accidentally garner a scream or two, a good idea would be to not only wear a mask but to jam one in one’s mouth in order to stifle the smallest utterance otherwise one might find one’s self being escorted to the gate....or worse.
     
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    But that's different. He wears that getup because he wants to. Not because someone trys to make him. You see the difference?
     
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    Remember the song, 'Mama's taking us to the zoo tomorrow' (zoo tomorrow zoo tomorrow)

    Well me darlin says to me this morning - 'when I woke up this song came into my mind ….'
    'Mama's taking me to the queue tomorrow - queue tomorrow - queue tomorrow'
    I split me sides :p
     
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    "Ready Harold? You're the wicked troll and I'm the garden fairy and you're very angry because
    .........you don't want me passing over your bridge on my way to Grandma's house!"

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    One flu over the cuckoo's nest.
     
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