Son : Great news, Dad! Dad: What's the great news? Son: You don't have to have to buy me new books next year. I'm taking all of the same courses again. ***** Father: How did you do on your tests today? Daughter: Okay. But on one, I was like Washington and Lincoln. Father: What do you mean? Daughter: I went down in History. ***** Mrs. Davis asked her English class, "Can anyone give me a sentence with a direct object?" Zack raised his hand and said, " Everyone thinks you are the best teacher in the school." "Why, thank you, Zack," replied Mrs. Davies. ":And what is the object?" "To get the best grade I can," said Zack.