Chocolate Surprise

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  1. Jeff Tracy

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    A coach driver is driving a bus load of seniors down to the coast when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.
    After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts.
    When she is about to hand him another batch he asks the little old lady,
    'Why don't you eat the peanuts yourself?'
    'We can't chew them because we've no teeth', she replied.
    The puzzled driver asks, 'Why do you buy them then?'
    The old lady replied, 'We just love sucking the chocolate off them.'
     
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    Hahahaha....gross!
     
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    Still made me :D.
     
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    Needs trimming ;
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    You find or make the funniest things @Jeff Tracy ...I always wake up to something to make me smile or lol.
     
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    Me too, Good ones Jeff.. 4 (2).gif
     
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    I've heard this one before but it still makes me laugh... thanks for sharing!:D
     
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    Any resemblance to forum members is purely intentional. J-T
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    Any resemblance to forum members is purely intentional. J-T
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    Any resemblance to forum members is purely intentional. J-T
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    I loved the Calculator the best.. icon_lol.gif 1st.gif
     
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