A Short, Short Tale

Discussion in 'Tall Tales & Fabrications' started by Bill Boggs, Sep 10, 2017.

  1. Bill Boggs

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    I don’t know if any of you are football fans but if so I want to tell you a short short tale.
    Our local school played Ohio State last night and eeked out a win. My grandson don’t play football but he, Martino, is in the school's marching band. My granddaughter did not attend the game nor watch it. She was busy, practicing. She is a member of the Oklahoma City Youth Ballet. I guess I'm bragging but I’m just proud of them and wanted you here on my favorite hang out to know.
     
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  2. Holly Saunders

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    Excellent, and you should be rightly proud....
     
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  3. Shirley Martin

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    You should be proud, @Bill Boggs. You got talented grandkids. Do they take after you? You seem to be a man of many talents. :D
     
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    Afraid not. I seem to be the only dumb bunny in the family, for which I'm grateful.
     
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  5. Shirley Martin

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    You are wrong!!!! You are not dumb. A dumb person could not write the things you do. :mad:
     
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  6. Bill Boggs

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    Well thank you, but I do a lot of cutting and pasting so anybody can do it. All you need is a pair of scissors and a bottle of glue. I use Elmer's but theres a bunch of good glues on the market. One called guerrilla glue. I'll bet that's a tough sucker.
     
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  7. Shirley Martin

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    LOL! It is my opinion that anything can be fixed with Gorilla Glue and/or Duct Tape.
     
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    Don't forget 'cable ties'
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