A Few Funnies

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  1. Louise Williams

    Louise Williams Supreme Member
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    One thing we all know about the speed of light is that it gets here too early in the morning!

    At the end of our visit with our daughter in Kelso, Washington, my husband insisted on leaving some pain medication for her migraines.. A month later he called her on the phone and asked, Do those pills work?" ..." i don't know," she replied.. "i haven't had a headache since you left."

    I know im old fashioned but i believe my wife shouldn't work. she should just stay home and do the cooking, the washing, the ironing and the cleaning..

    In front of a service station : "Come in ! Let us shock, tire, break and exhaust you."

    Age doesn't matter unless your a
    cheese.

    Most people hate change unless it jingles in their pocket.


    One thing i learned in school is that double negatives is a total no-no.
     
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