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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they laid down for the night, and went to sleep....
A woman desperately looking for work went into a factory. The personnel manager looked over her resume and regretfully explained to her that he...
A woman on her death bed asks her husband to rush home and get a wooden box out from under their bed. The man retuns home, gets the box out from...
An Alabama pastor said to his congregation, "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumour that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a...
A 60 year old woman was walking downtown when she heard a voice from above. “You will live to be a 100." She looked around and didn't see anyone....
An Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bakery. The Englishman steals 3 buns and puts them into his pockets and leaves. He says to the...
A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the...
An 85-year-old man goes to see his doctor for his regular physical exam. The doctor says that the man needs to provide a sperm sample and gives...
A man doing market research for the Vaseline Company knocked at the door and was greeted by a young woman with three small children running around...
The old man placed an order for one hamburger , French fries and a drink. He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half , placing...
This happened to an Irishman in France who was totally drunk. The French policeman stops his car and asks the gentleman if he has been drinking....
The owner of a drug store walked into his store one day, only to notice a man leaning heavily against a wall. The owner went over to his staff...
My wife was sleeping peacefully. I got up, put on my pants, dressed quietly, made my lunch, slipped quietly into the garage, hooked the boat to my...
A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger,...
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This guy sat next to me on the train pulled out a photo of his wife and said, “She’s beautiful, isn’t she?” I said, “If you think she’s beautiful,...
The Indians on a remote reservation in Oklahoma asked their new chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was a chief in...
One day, Mick slips and his arm gets caught and severed by the big bench saw. Paddy quickly puts the limb in a plastic bag and rushes it and Mick...
Two men went hunting. One had been hunting all his life, the other man was hunting for the first time. The old man told the other to sit down and...