How about some of your best one liners SoCs. Why did Elizabeth Arden? Because Max Factor. My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.
Have you gals & guys missed this. @Shirley Martin @Thomas Stearn @Louise Miller @Nancy Hart I heard there were a bunch of break-ins over at the car park. That is wrong on so many levels.
There are 10 kinds of people in this world: Those who understand binary numerals and those who don’t.
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. Then you will be a mile away, and have their shoes.
DEFEAT DEDUCT DEFENSE DETAIL Student Mortimer Snerd said: "De feet of de duck went over de fence before de tail." Hal
We must employ every detail in our defense and defeat the progressives and left wing liberals, or else we may have to deduct many of our freedoms.
A man wanted to hire a lawyer, so he called the law firm of Berry, Berry, Berry, and Berry, saying he wanted to speak with Mr. Berry. The man said: "I'm sorry, but Mr. Berry is no longer with the firm...he retired last year." The caller said: "I see...but I would like to speak with Mr. Berry." The man said: "Mr. Berry is taking the day off today to play golf." The caller said: "Very well, but may I speak to Mr. Berry?" The man said: "Mr. Berry is on a case in Kansas City, but will be back on Friday." The caller said: "Well, OK...but may I please speak to Mr. Berry?" The man said: "SPEAKING!"