Your Philosophical One Liners

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  1. Jerry Adams

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    I sold my cow so I don't need your bull.
     
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    Him:
    Hurry up will you darling, you've kept me waiting for over an hour, now we are going to be late!!


    Her:
    You mean you've been standing there for over an hour and you still haven't zipped your fly up!

    :eek:
     
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    Every dog has his day!

    WOOF :D
     
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    Being old is like being a dog. The high points of your day are scratching, peeing, and waiting for the mailman.
     
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    Wo- ho ho ho ho … ho :p
    So funee
     
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    Another name for Charlie?

    Mmmmmm........'Quarter to three feet', perhaps!
     
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    Will you laugh when you get there?
     
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    If I don't see the funny side, I'll go mad or become thoroughly depressed
     
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