A Little Christmas Joke

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    A Russian Communist named Rudolf looks out the window of his hut one cold December day and exclaims, " It is raining again and I'll never get the sled to market!"

    His wife goes to the window and says, "Comrade Husband, I believe it has turned to snow."

    "No, Comrade Wife," he insists, "it is definitely still raining."

    "Comrade Husband, you are wrong again!" barks the wife. "I know snow when I see it!"

    Between clenched teeth, he snarls, "You may know snow, but Rudolf the Red knows rain, Dear!"
     
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    I don't want any of you using a phony excuse like Christmas to avoid posting in the forum. We've got priorities around here and family can wait.
     
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    say WHAT?

    Hal
     
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    Well it's 8pm here now...we've been out met up with friends and had drinks this afternoon , then back for Dinner of a whole baked salmon glazed with redcurrants and Prosecco wine, with carrots , swede and roasted potatoes ....... . Hubs has disappeared for a snooze, and so I've come to see how you're all getting on as your Christmas day is just starting
     
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    What happened to Coal? Environmentalists worried about carbon footprint?
     
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    Without Carbon, nothing grows.
     
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    [​IMG] I made this myself... You're welcome.. :D
     
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