@Jeff Tracy , again, I can't see your picture. The little X box was there a minute ago now that's gone.
I agree with @Chrissy Cross regarding the first one. It may not be in the best taste but someone thought of an attention getter.
Greetings from Aeioungland , the middle column is the advert for the item on the left , the right column is the reality
Greetings from Aeioungland , a little typo error here , I think there should have been a space after 'PEN' ...
That is so right about the vodka. I have only drunk vodka once in my life. I had a couple of drinks and didn't feel much of anything. So I had a couple more. Then a few more. After a while, they kicked my butt. When I got home, I had to hold on to the bed to keep from falling off. No more vodka for me. The burger thing is right, too. The burgers they show on TV from fast food places look thick and delicious with lots of tomatoes. The real things are nothing like that.
I don't drink but when I did, vodka was my favorite hard alcohol. Never drank it straight but with some kind of juice mixed in. My favorite is a watermelon cosmo....