You Might Be A Teller Of Tall Tales If...

…you say your dog is BIGGER than you.

 

...if you're from Glenwood, Minnesota.

 

You might be a teller of tall tales if…
...you say you can Walk on Clouds

 

....if you work at the Tall Tale$ Bank.

 

You might be a teller of tall tales if…
…you claimed to have seen the Spaghetti Monster's Cousin
(could be plural depending on how you view this pic, I view it as one monster with 2 eyes and long appendages)

 

You might be a teller of tall tales if…
You call yourself Curly Joe!

 

You might be a teller of tall tales if…
You claim that Frank ate the whole stack!

 

You might be a Teller of Tall Tales if…
You're the President and you say
"I used to have dreads and I'll get them again when I leave office"
http://www.washingtontimes.com/blog/inside-politics/2014/jan/9/obama-jokes-getting-dreadlocks-after-leaving-offic/

 

You might be a Teller of Tall Tales if...
If you're good at taking photographic illusions
as proof of your supernatural powers.

 

You might be a teller of tall tales if…
You put your money in Celery, and watched your stalk grow!

 

If you tell me you saw this:

 

You might be a Teller of Tall Tales if…
You say you saw this woman at Joe's HiGoodbye Coffee Cafe Today

 

You might be a Teller of Tall Tales if…
You tell of the Grasshopper Gang's Great Train Hold up!

 

I was on train that was held up one time in Wyoming. Yes, just out of Larame, Wyoming the train was held up waiting on a repair crew to come our aid from the west enroute to Tacoma, Washington.

 

You might be a Teller of Tall Tales if…
…anyone has ever said THIS to you:

Judge Judy actually did say this to a plaintiff in the courtroom.
I can't watch that reality show for long but she's a little spitfire!